Overdue. My apologies.

Yeah, it's been awhile since my last post. I must beg your forgiveness, dear Readers, for, though my schedule has been rather hectic and my bedroom has been in a constant state of fluctuation between immaculate and looking like a band of rouges came along through, YOU should not have been neglected! And for that, I am truly very sorry.

Speaking of rouges, yes, my room was indeed ransacked earlier this week. However, this was partially my fault, as it was an act of retaliation. It all began when a couple of girls on base (two of my closest friends, I might add) attacked my room, strategically placing 250 plastic spoons throughout our room.

"You've been spooned."

Naturally, my roommate, Jenny, and I felt the need for revenge. Three days ago, we stole an outfit of theirs, filled it with leaves, printed out photos of their faces, and sat our makeshift scarecrows on a bench outside their flat. We left a simple warning behind which read, "LEAF US ALONE!". Not only was it a rather cleaver prank (if I do say so myself), but it attracted a lot of attention. Many a car stopped and laughed and admired our crafty work. It was a lot of fun, and we were able to help the trainees doing work duties dispose of their leaves! Everyone won! Though, we knew retaliation was well under way as the day went on and the pictures on Facebook gained more and more Likes...

The lovely ladies (Kaitlin and Jaime)

At the end of lectures one day, as we headed towards the dining hall, I was aware of the snickers and stares I received. Eventually, someone told me that revenge had come.As I walked into my building, I saw that there had been duct tape strewn across the doorway to my bedroom, causing me to duck underneath in order to see the real damage behind the door. Only pictures can fully explain what happened in Building Nine to Jenny and Jade:

Lounge chair atop our mangled bed frames...

"We're watching You!" in our windows...

Mattresses (along with pj's and bedding) in the Lounge

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Well played, ladies. 

I love it here, almost as much as I love the people who make my life amazing! Thank you to all you wonderful people who either helped us in our evil schemes or were the masterminds behind them! I love you all!